Eyes wide while shut c. 2009

I keep ending up in public bathrooms: dorm bathroom, locker room, etc. when I have to replace my contact lenses.  The lenses are giant, about 3 or 4 inches in diameter.  Are my contact lenses always this big?  How do I get them into my eyes?  What is my locker combination?  Where's my solution?

Weird.  When I googled "giant contact lenses" for images, I came across someone else blogging about the very same thing.  The image above is from that post.