Foundations c. December 27, 2009

Getting dressed in corsets, hoop skirts, garters. At one point, I realize that women have seven breasts, one for each day of the week... three on one side, four on the other. I question the bra, with its symmetrical two cup design.

Trying to open a day spa and juice bar. The employees nearly drown on a daily basis because the elevator shaft is filled with water. To ride the elevator, you must hold your breath for eleven floors. I haven't planned the menu well, nor have I purchased drinking straws or insurance.